Yearbook (2002)

In honor of receiving an invitation to my 10-year high school reunion, a found piece from the messages people wrote in my high school year book. Each sentence comes from a different message.

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Well, holy crap.

Remember our quartet? Remember freshman basketball? Remember Florida? Remember not to marry your cousin. Remember, I don’t like fast women. Remember, don’t be a whore.

I will never forget the lunch table. I will never forget your willingness to listen to me, even when I just wanted to hit on you. I will miss you so much when you leave. I will try to visit you.

I had lots of fun in Winnipeg. Calculus was fun. It was fun being a nerd with you. It wasn’t so fun freezing to death playing tennis.

My academic hero! Thanks for the English arguments. I have always been jealous of how smart you are and wish I could be that intelligent.  I just can’t compete with you. You certainly made me look foolish on many occasions. Next year, try to relax.

I hope life treats you with the goodness that you deserve. I hope you meet a friend that is as sarcastic as I am. I hope we’ll meet again some time. I hope you meet your dirty Frenchman.

You are a good person. You’re such a nice person. You are an awesome person. You’re such a fun and sassy person. You’re a sweet and super smart person. You were always my favorite chemistry person.

Call me for any and all Saved by the Bell-related events. Sorry about the nose.